1.Doctor: You’re obese.
Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.
Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
2.Funny question: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
3.Dentist warns his patient, “this might be a bit painful.
Patient: “that’s OK, I’ll handle it.” the dentist sighs, “For a while now, I’ve been affair with your wife.
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